Stick that in your pipe…

Back when I was in college at UCA, there was a particular English professor who smoked a pipe and for the life of me I can’t remember his name. I can’t even blame it on not being in any of his classes either because I still can’t remember my Comp II professor’s name, and I had to look up my Lit I professor’s name. Anyway, I can remember walking through the old Irby Hall just to pass by his office and smell his pipe.

Back in those days, I was a cigarette smoker. I quit smoking cigarettes about 11 years ago, and never really lost the desire to smoke. Well, a couple weeks ago I had a massive craving that lasted longer than a couple hours. But before it was really over, I started thinking about a pipe. So I told the hubby I was thinking about smoking a pipe. He said, “You can’t smoke a pipe and look pretty.” I can’t be 40 pounds overweight and look pretty either, so that’s not an issue for me. ;) So I said, “Well, then I’ll get a corncob pipe.”

I went to the tobacco store this morning after a corncob pipe. All they had was mini corncob pipes, and the guy even complained that they kept getting sent those mini-pipes when no one wants them. So instead I got a cool looking (my opinion) wooden one.

I grabbed a bag of Cherry Cavendish pipe tobacco and it smells just like what that English professor smoked.

It is definitely not the same as smoking a cigarette, even though I am not inhaling it. Even without inhaling it made me a little nauseous. Methinks I need a filter. And I don’t care how redneck/hillbilly it is, I likes my pipe.

7 Responses to 'Stick that in your pipe…'

  1. mel says:

    You crack me up! Ugh, i never tried to smoke a pipe, but I, unlike you, always got sick just from the smell and hated it when my grandpa smoked his.

  2. Macbros says:

    Bleck!!! Gross.

    I would be keeping my distance from you. :puke:

  3. Curtal Friar says:

    I’ve always wanted one of those Sherlock Holmes style pipes. One of these years I probably will break down and buy one and learn how to smoke it.

    I’ve never smoked cigarrettes, but I do enjoy a good cigar every now and then. I’m not what you would call a smoker by any stretch, but probably once or twice a year, I’ll have a fine cigar. My particular poison is a Cohiba, especially the dark full-bodied variety. The price helps ensure I only do it once or twice a year, as the kind I enjoy generally run around $30 a cigar.

    • DragonLady says:

      I’ve tried Swisher Sweets and Middleton Black & Milds, and I like them both. One of my friends gave me one of his Cubans when we were in England, and I remember thinking it smelled like butt, as in the anal orafice. And then I forgot what I was smoking and inhaled and thought I would die. LOL

  4. Brian says:

    I love smoking my pipe! The flavors of tobacco make it very enjoyable. Thanks for sharing!

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